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A computer is a terrible beast. It secrets vomit, has the ability to rip up a tree in one minute, and has a special tongue to lick it's balls. Computers are found in many places. They can addict you, and they sometimes look on the internet (a vile network of voodoo telepathy which they use) to find pictures of your friends and family and pretend they're alive even after they are dead. A computer has several [intelligence] levels: PC: As stupid as the user Super Computer: Unpredictable Mac: <no [intelligence]> A computer often visits sites of pornography so as to participate in [virtual sex] with another computer. It then blames the creation and visiting of these sites on humans nearby. How arrogant!!!
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