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A prostitute. Year's ago I was on a train from London to Blackpool. On the same train was a very drunk Pakistani woman wearing a sari, who was singing with a very thick Glaswegian accent. The song she was singing went: (to the tune of she'll be coming round the mountain) I'm not a Hairy Mary I'm your moll, I'm not a Hairy Mary I'm your moll, I'm not a Hairy Mary, I'm not a Hairy Mary, I'm not a Hairy Mary I'm your moll. I related this to the mother of the friend I was visiting in Blackpool, and she informed me that "Hairy Mary" was a slang word for prostitute. There was something vaguely reassuring about seeing the effect that Scotland can have on a lady from Pakistan. Her accent was a joy to behold, even when she started telling anti Pakistani jokes. She was allowed to, she said, because she was one.
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