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A Telf is basically a Chav or Townie from Telford. They squeeze about 8 to 10 of themselves in a Nova and drive round car parks with shit [hip-hop music] playing very loud. They also hang out [in the middle] of the ice rink but just stand there shouting abuse instead of actually skating. Incidently, Telford has the highest [teenage pregnancy] rate in the whole of Britain.
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