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Squat Cobbler aka [Hoboken Squat Cobbler] A type of fetish where "a man sits in pie, and wiggles around" Videos of pie sitters are used for sexual arousal. A costume is often involved. Variation is a "crybaby squat" accompanied by tears, but not all pie sitter cry. Also known as; [Boston Cream] Splat Full Moon moon pie Simple Simon the Ass man Dutch Apple Ass First defined on S2Ep2 of [Better Call Saul], where Jimmy McGill fabricates it's usage to get a client off.
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