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A giant, veiny, throbbing member. Usually at least 13 inches... In girth. Such phalluses are often deemed unsuitable for [Intercourse] with human women, and should therefore be used to pleasure only large land dwelling mammals (e.g. [Elephants], hippopotamuses, robotic dinosaurs), or Ke$ha. Often referred to as a [great column]
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