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When you need a new vibrating neck pillow to [masturbate] with, and you need a cover story to go buy one. Because seriously, nobody you know just has one lying around that they use [all the time]. Not to mention the cashier who ALWAYS rings you up for these things, and probably knows your secret. You're just flying to San Antonio this weekend! Taken from a BuzzFeed video about women and their first time [masturbating]
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