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Goat: a domestic animal kept to be milked, pet, and mercilessly sacrificed to Giants and/or for religious beliefs. If you believe you have seen or are currently seeing a goat please complete the check list: -horns on head -possible beard -furry -smallish tail in tail area -some hooves -derpy look in eyes -seriously you'll know by the derpyness
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