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A turtlehoop is similar to an ICE, or Illegal Cornhole Entry. The first known case of a Turtlehooping was reported back in 1897 in [Brantley County], Georgia. Apparently John McPants had let his cow Flyhands graze on his neighbors pasteur. Upon hearing this, [the neighbor] forced McPants into a fetal position and forced a fragment of a [turtle shell] into his anus. To this day Turtlehooping is used to punish criminals in Brantley County and the surrounding areas..
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