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An old dried up hag who is [looking for] a last chance of romance or sexual fling with a horny younger male or one with mommy issues who didn't suck on his mother titties long enough. If you want to date someone more [sophisticated] and mature why would you date a saggy bitch who acts like a younger women. And about the [sexual experience], whatever, any younger girl can give you an awesome blowjob or a good ride.
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