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A couch guru is an [individual] who lives on your couch and provides nuggets of wisdom, advice, and the dankest weed hook-ups. The couch guru sustains themselves by consuming [Mountain Dew], Doritos and porn. Example: the guy [on the couch] from Half Baked.
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