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When a man sits in a pie and wiggles around. A [fully clothed] man. All by himself. Also known as: Hobo-ken Squat Cobbler, [Simple Simon] the Ass-man, Dutch [Apple Ass], or Full-moon pie. A variation is a Crybaby Squat Cobbler where the pie-sitter also cries.
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