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A set of beliefs based on mysticism brought to the forefront by a Jewish guy from Brooklyn who charges money for "[enlightenment]". One minute he's playing stickball with his buddies on Avenue C trying to figure out a good hustle the next minute he's the self-proclaimed Moses of Capitalism. Cha-ching. It's hard to believe that this guy is not a David Koresh-type con man because if he was a tool of the "creator" to spread "[enlightenment]" why would he charge money for it? I mean the guy sells his own bottled water, kind of like another egotistical jack-ass [Donald Trump]. I don't believe other prophets profited from their teachings. Furthermore the people who follow this guy could be classified as weak-minded and unstable with plenty of expendable income who need to be told that the are loved such as Madonna and that butter-face Lizzy Grubman.
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