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It is the act of pampering oneself in a specific way. The usual three "S's" (shit, shower, shave) but with a few things added in. First is [masturbating], preferably before entering the shower. While showering ensure you have a can of your favourite beer (if you are a risk taker feel free to have beverages in glass [containers]) and put on some music (ZZ Top comes to mind). Voilà, a pampered [gentleman].
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