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A mythical figure who is said to hide under your bed at night to make sure you aren't dreaming of sex. God is often said to whisper in the ears of people telling them to murder, steal, lie, and run for office. See also [George W. Bush] and Donald Rumsfield. In actuality, God is a legend created by primitive peoples to comfort themselves as they could not bare the burdon of taking [responsibility]. [Generally], believers in a "god" are not as evolved as those who do not. See also atheist
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