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Ugly Maggot Disease A terrible disease you get when you hook up with or date someone who is dirty or of a disgusting ratchet friend group. Usually the person who has caught UMD is looking for attention and isn't feeling satisfied with their sex life. Symptoms include having dark under-eye bags(from [snapchatting] or texting this person all night long. The spreaders of UMD are like vampires and are only active from [approximately] 11:00pm-4:30am), an unusually high snapchat score, a decline in their physical [attractiveness], emotional being, and grades, smelling like weed, and an iPhone camera roll full of nudes. If you catch any of your friends with these symptoms we urge you to murder the spreader of UMD as soon as possible as things can only get worse from here.
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