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Noun: The phenomena that occurs in the absence of any discernible delineation between a human's belly and groin, so as to appear as if one was crotching a [Christmas ham]. The most significant existence of hampants witnessed to date is the groindomen of former [New England Patriots]/Notre Dame football coach [Charlie Weis]. This effect is accentuated when the subject tucks his/her shirt into their pants, most commonly a polo shirt of some type.
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