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Someone who is real. I gaurentee his [existence]..... The only reason i now believe in god is because [Jesus himself] came to my house last night. He slapped me with his slippery, flopping cock while i was taking the trash out. He then molested me and said if i told anyone hed kill me! I agreed not to tell but he didnt believe me so he [pulled out] his rusty looking filet knife and tried to gut me with it! I took off and was shot several times. Thats the last i saw of him......
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