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A Heineken lovin', squirrelly Kentuckian who likes boobies and pithy headlines for his website, Fark. It has been rumored that he is of [questionable] French descent though he'll never let on, and some net surfers proclaim him King of the Internets (with [Burger King crown]). He has never held a Fark party in Paris, but he just might show up in Yeehaw Junction, Florida, if there are enough ladies in lingerie. He believes that Duke sucks--it's his one bias he allows on his website, though normally neutrality prevails. [Conservatives] think his site is liberal; Liberals think he's a flamewar instigator; and Green party members question his PETA headlines and the pancake rabbit photos. Sometimes you can find even me, Lace Valentine, on Fark, farking it up. Fark is a word Drew invented, possibly a combination of Fart and Fuck. The filter on his website turns assorted curse words into humorous spellings.
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