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A short, squirrely bug eyed creature with facial crustyitis, poor hygiene and many varied pungent aromas escaping from every oriface. Although similar to a person of Pakistani decent, he is most closely related to the offspring of a crack whore. Appearance can differ from week to week, but often does not change daily. A black Iverson jersey, red hoody, Germany t-shirt, and baggy blue or green cargo pants or khaki's are most common, however the addition of a red bandana, black leather coat or camoflage pants signifies the creature's need to feel intimitading to others by resembling a mafia boss, gang member or G.I. Joe.

A Peck has a limited [vocabulary] contrived mainly of a few short phrases such as:

Fuck you
Fuck off
[What the Fuck] 
and....
"Bitch, make me taco's!"

While many find this creature quite [repulsive], it is surprising to know that the mother and female sibling of the Peck are quite [attractive] to ordinary males.

The Peck itself choses to initiate mating rituals with females that are larger than himself and resemble biker/goth girls.

Feeding habits include foraging for easily prepared meals and storing of non-perishables under piles of clothing and paper [on the floor] of his den. This may suggest a link to the squirrel family.

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