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The JL Obesity Scale (thx John) Category 1: Slightly overweight with between 0 and 3 rolls Category 2: [Obviously] larger than most but not yet considered hopeless Category 3: The first level of obesity, [usually] charactorized by a constant hunger for fatty foods Category 4: Probably the largest person you know, but there are bigger. If you get between them and food...its over. Category 5: One of the top 15 most obese people in the State, charactorized by empty vending machines and several pizza boxes in their locker. These people are known to be extremely dangerous and we [encourage] you not to feed them. Category 6: The most easily [recognized] of all overweights, charactorized by clogged arteries, a blanket over your face, and several people trying to revive you. Also are commonly known to have custom made coffins to fit their obeseness
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