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A sexual act performed by men of advancing years who cannot blast sperm onto their partner's face as they [previously] could. To [compensate] for the lack of launch power, the man jizzes into his hand and then wipes the jizz across his partner's face in a side to side motion, much like a [windshield] wiper.
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