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When [your man] TRIES to discretely [jack-off] next to you in bed, thinking you're fast asleep, when in all reality, your laying there quietly, as the mattress gently, yet [distinctly] begins to bounce slightly, then more and more rapidly until he finally gets it done or until you kindly ask if he would like some help.
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