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A wet-face watermelon is a sex act involving Watermelon Pop Rocks, a spatula, [industrial strength] zip ties, Pioneer Valley Gourmet Cinnamon Apple Passion Syrup, Hello Kitty bandaids, and two pinecones from 1 to 3 inches in diameter. The book containing a [description] of this act, From Gangbangs to Bungalows: A Comprehensive [Encyclopedia] of Kinks, Hang-Ups, and Deviations, has been banned in almost every developed country, though rumor has it that this ritual is still a common practice among natives of Micronesia.
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