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A variation of the blumpkin where one gives oral sex whilst evacuating their bowels, thus utilizing both alpha and omega of the ailimentary canal [simultaneously]. Or in laymans terms, when one sucks a cock at the same time they are also beaming Schatner off the Enterprise....the sucker is [the crapper]. Note: [The money shot] should occur at the precise moment of final fecal release, thus synchronizing anal closure with ejaculation.
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