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Donks are the parasites of the poker world.

Donks will call any bet, to chase any draw, with any two cards.

Donks have a [psychological] problem, a gambling addiction.
For Donks, the [adrenaline rush] of taking huge risks is [better than sex].
You might think if you put a donk all-in, or literally put a gun to their head they might fold?
Nope.
That would only make it more of a thrill for them to "risk it all."

A few things you can do to beat donks:

1. Defuse their "thrill" reflex by keeping pots small and boring.
Resist the urge to bet big to "protect" your hand. That's like waving a red cape at a bull in a china shop. Don't worry about giving away "free cards." It's only a free card if he would have folded.

2. Have a deep bankroll.
If possible, get some big corporation to stake your buy-ins.
You may have to wear a hat or Tshirt with their logo, and maybe pose for some promotional photos, but you'll never have to worry about being out of the action just because of suck-outs.
The real threat from donks is that they win YOUR money, then lose it to someone ELSE while you're broke.
The goal is to still be there to [capitalize] when this piece of filth's luck finally runs out.

3. Don't play micro stakes.
That's any Vegas NLHE cash game with a Big Blind LESS than $10, or tournament with a buy-in less than $500. While you might find a donk in any game, micro stakes are [absolutely] infested with them; and you just may as well go play Roulette.

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