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A situation that happens in a single mothers life when she realizes: 1.) That she was looking for the wrong things in a man to begin with. 2.) The same game he used to knock her up with he's using on someone else who is just as fine or finer than you. 3.) Lack of child support plus one screaming child equals one pissed-off mom. 4.) That a nice car, long-hard dick and money does not make the perfect man. 5.) That she should sew up her vagina and hope "Mr. Right" is a single parent like she is. 6.) She can't party and change daipers at the same time. See child support
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