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A [Mississippi] mustache is a maneuver that takes a level of skill and preparation as well as [opportunity]. When your friend is passed out drunk insert your finger into their anus. [Pull your finger out] and smear the anal debris onto their upper lip. After you've completed these simple steps shave off your pubic hair and gently apply them onto your friend's lip utilizing the fecal matter as an adhesive. NOTE: To be considered a flawless Mississippi mustache the pubic hair must stick to the lip.
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