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When you fuckin' have a hard on after you wake up [in the morning] because you gotta pee and the only way you can relieve yourself without pissing all over the bathroom is to put both hands [on the wall] in front of you and then lift your right or left leg so that you penis can point straight down into the [toilet bowl]...and release
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