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Child who comes home from college, uses the washer, eats [everything], criticizes when you don't cook him something, sleeps in, stays up, wants to shop with you so that you will pay, monopolizes [the internet]/computer, spreads their junk out, and makes it hard on his parent just to get him to clean up after himself. Wants to live without arguments but can't [figure out] how. Will also be bewildered and hurt if you let him know life is more peaceful without his presence.
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