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A god-like being of enourmous stature, [incredible] looks, and extreme intellegence. Thomsons are rare, yet well known for their amazing ability to make great things out of nothing; [Steven Hawking] like intellegence and MacGyver-like mind. Thompsons never quit, and never lose. Thomsons are blessed with the ability to attract many ladies due to his pocket Mastadon. Thomsons have no time for games. Money making is in thier blood, along with gold and THC. If you come across a Thomson: 1) Cover your head because he will [blow your mind]. 2) Hold on to your woman because she will run to him. 3) Bow down to him, he is superior to you. Wholly shit Jesus Thomson just turned that water into wine, and now he is leaving with all the extremely hot bitches!
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