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when a juicy slobbering dog puts his tongue on his butt then his owner puts [peanut butter] on his balls and lets the dog lick it up until he gets an orgasm and catches the jizz in his hand. then he proceeds and pets the dog to get hairs all over his hand and then he goes to find his mom and wipes [the fucking] jizz/hair ball on her face to pay her back for yelling at him and beating and [molesting] him when he was 6 years old
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