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Describes the [unfortunate] transition by many women from eighteen-year old nubiles into ugly, sweaty, fat, pram-faced mingers with bingo wings. If it's going to happen it usually does by the age of 35. However, it can happen straight out of adolescence, particularly for townies (British [trailer trash] equivalent). Mingermorphosis is often the result of watching daytime television, a sedentry life-style and marriage. It is widely believed a pre-requisite for entrance into the audience of Trisha, [Jerry Springer], and similar waste-of-space chat show programmes. Mingermorphosis can be a by-station on the way to becoming an oxygen thief.
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