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Bloody stool; often referred to as "The mans period", or "The asshole period" is a [phenomenon] that happens every week. Sunday to be exact, because while a man is getting shit faced drunk while watching football, he decides it would not hurt to get 12 hot wings. The bloody stool appears soon after he arrives home. He barely makes it to the toilet inside and begins shooting [bloody red] missiles [straight out] of Djibouti.
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