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In its simplest context; A player of the Magic: the Gathering community that engages in experience-ruining behaviour for other players.

The word originally derives its meaning from the card "Tarmagoyf" notoriously known for its high price and [popularity] in the modern format. Goyf implies an [exaggerated] competitive mindset to actually cough up large sums of money on a single card to win $40 playmats. In conjunction with shitting on other players regarding conflicting card choices. It is different from merely buying expensive cards for the sake of enjoying your hobby.

A Goyf therefore, possesses an negative attitude towards individuals or groups that don't conform to conventional meta ideologies.

The behaviour most notable in Goyfs' includes (but not limited to):
-Limited creative capacity in deck building. (aka: net-decking pro-tour decks, inability to "think [outside the box]")
-Being [condescending] / difficult at casual events, especially about rulings and towards newer players.
-Getting angry at what a Goyf perceives to be bad plays or losing matches. (excessive swearing, [disrespecting] other players, etc)
-Criticizing other players decks for card changes that don't match common net-decks.
-Overall shitty attitude towards anything remotely outside conventional ideas.

Other fun variations of the word Goyf can be used in conjunction with other words and phrases for added hilarity.
Eg: Goyf uck yourself, Goyflings, Goyfettes, Goyfachini Alfredo, Perogoyfs.

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