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[The escalator] is the act of commuting [sexual intercourse] with your girl, while sitting in a chair, and slowly moving up in rigid motions until you get into a full standing, erect, position. There are 3 other positions for the escalator. Except for the escalator these include the stairs, which is for real men and involves actually starting from the bottom of real stairs. There is the ladder, which involves a real ladder, and is for hardcore men with the [motivation] for greatness, and lastly, there is the elevator, for lesbians.
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