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A term used to describe a weasel that dwells inside the uderus of a [human female]. Dyke weasels can live up to 50 years of age inside the uderus because they feed off of the ambilical cord. During [pregnancy], dyke weasels may hurt or even eat you fetus if the fetus is not strong enough to defend itself. In some cultures dyke weasels are considered a luxury and anyone with a dyke weasel is treated with much respect and [authority]. To obtain a dyke weasel, enter a wooded area and construct a trail of bait leading into you uderus. It may take up to 5 hours for a weasel to respond.
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