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A Gliding Monkey is a guy that is stupid enough to reject multiple instances of sex with a [beautiful girl] and instead choose a [one night stand] with said hot girl. (It is not because the girl rejects him due to bad sex, this is referred to as a [Disgraceful] Dick, it is the man's decision in the case of a Gliding Monkey)
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