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A euphemism for "putting people to sleep" which is a euphemism for "putting people down" which is a euphemism for "killing people"

A patethic attempt by the [american government] to "dress up" execution to make it seem like something good and humane. They think that if they make a bit of a ceremony out of killing people its okay to do it. Really just a big power trip for governers to make them feel they are great. Also greatly pushed by [conservative] bastards whose main worry is its cost-effectiveness that it wont take too much money away from [corporate welfare].

Supposedly provides "peace of mind" to the family of the condemned's victims. If the governor happens to be a good man and clears death row the families go crying on the Oprah show about how hurt they were that they spared his life. 
Anyone who is even the slightest bit [dissapointed] that ANYONE was spared of their life is the spawn of satan, and the fuckheads who can stare at a camera and hold their wives hand and say with a cold voice "We have decided that the best solution for this man is lethal injection" are cold evil bastards.

If the condemned doesnt fall asleep when they inject him he lays there awake with the power of his muscles gently slipping away making him unable to breathe and slowly suffocate. How about we give those lethal injection pushers a little taste of their own medicine and after 5 minutes give them the antidote and then ask them how they like it?

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