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Any oversized motor vehicle that resembles a bad characature of a real car. Phallusmobiles include SUVs, big ole trucks with tractor tires and KC lights, and [anything else] that is a giant penis on wheels to compensate for someones [insecurity]. Also known as Sport Utility-Kill-Anything-I-Hit-Mobile. They are [distinguished] by there custom safari or IM GOING TO KILL YOU bars on the front of the vehicle in order to in fact kill anything that is hit without damaging the phallus.
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