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a [socially inept] retarted sex pest who generally stumbles through life like a drunken wizard who has no magical powers and by [definition] only has one eye. the majority of patches also known as brettz tend to display an odd fettish for the sexual act of leg kissing. A patch will often be oblivious to rejection from any female companion and regardless of being an ugly one eyed muppet and will still mistakenly believe they are a real catch, when in reality most homo sapiens would rather catch ebola than a patch. a Bretts [natural habitat] tends to be a smallwood suttonhill.
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