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This guy who was just trying to make a come up with his fire ass mixtape about being nice to people and not banging your neighbor's wife. Ceasar was in studio at the time and was selling his wimpy ass mixes by the thousands, meanwhile no body listened to Jesus' mixtape and he got nailed to a tree because his poppin' beats just weren't up to par for the times. After he died [on the tree] and was buried, he decided his career wasn't over and got up out of his tomb and started dropping fire beats again. But no one listened still, and he decided to just leave and go back to heaven where his mixes were appreciated. He [eventually] got a fan club, but they've [pretty much] ruined his music for the rest of the us real fans ( S/O to my homies at Westboro Baptist for that )... Nowadays there's this goat banging rival fan group of a DJ called Allah, who refuse to [get with] Jesus' beats, so they've started a clan war with the Jesus fans and it's getting fierce.
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