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TP crumblies occur when women fail to evolve to proper, current hygiene standards and continue to use the archaic, unsanitary practice of [toilet paper] whipping (instead of a bidet), subsequently leaving trails of moist toilet paper balls scattered from clit to b-hole for their [unfortunate] male [counterparts] to find during conolingus.
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