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A theory in evolution explaining why the male human specimen developed two [voluptuous] balls instead of keeping [the standard] one nard. The evolutionary process began shortly after 1901 when Hubert Cecil Booth invented [the vacuum cleaner]. It is perceived in old written scripture that angry housewives would often explode on their male counter parts and suck their poor sad little dangler right up the vacuum hose. Thus forcing men to develop a second nut.
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