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The patented 'no mess' dump - taking a crap the size of a minivan before wiping your ass to find no evidence whatsoever on the paper. May be combined with the [ghost poop] or [phantom shit] for [the holy grail] of defecation. The sense of triumph, wellbeing and euphoria that accompany a no mess are without equal.
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