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A term applied to males exhibiting stark changes in behaviour and [personality] following the [introduction] of attractive, bow-legged females into their everyday life. Previous behavioural traits, pre-FH status: -Emotional unavailability - Acting cavalier when faced with most females - Interacting minimally or on a needs only basis - Frequently [sleeping with] multiple women simultaneously - Travelling the world and living a generally high octane lifestyle New behavioural traits, post-FH status: - Enjoying the company of one particular female on a consistent basis, coupled by little to no interest in resuming ones formerly cavalier lifestyle - Spending Friday nights in, deriving pleasure from traditionally middle-aged activities such as wine and/or Marmalade tasting sessions - Wearing woollen sweaters - Taking long sleeps, followed by further naps throughout the day
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