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Hopeless process of destroying one's self in an attempt to move a Buoyancy - Operated - Aquatic - Transport mechanism, a.k.a. 'boat'. This futile act of throwing one's body limply against a long, plastic - and - wood (or metal) stick (also known as an 'oar') and thrashing one's arms about caused much pain and distress in the High [Middle Ages], or around the 12th or 13th century, when many were expected to actually succeed at doing this on the trade vessels that were in fashion at the time. Modern futility experts estimate that the people who continue to practice of this exercise will [eventually] die out due to [natural selection] and lack of reproductive ability.
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