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Best school in America. For just a few dozen thousand dollars, you can enjoy the lavish lifestyle of a New York Military Academy cadet: pleasant aroma of asbestos in academic buildings, decorative non-functional smoke detectors and fire extinguishers, tropical rain forest inspired ceiling leaks, modern art mold and mildew in eating facility. This is the place to go if [you don't want] to waste your time on those silly schools that give you good educations or solid connections. This may be a historic private "prep-school", but rest assured - no work is expected of you. Things to bring that aren't on the packing list: money to bribe the adults who take drug tests and hand out punishments, hidden camera to catch thieves, a concealable knife to defend against [gangbangers] and druggies, a crisp $50 bill to snort the pills you'll get addicted to, a second cell phone, clorox wipes for the bodily fluids that will be strewn across your floor, energy bars to substitute the 3 day old breakfast, and several packs of e-cig cartridges to sell on the side. Whatever this school used to be, isn't anymore. NYMA is a breeding ground for [everything] those pesky parents want to avoid. Are you "always ready" to get physically and mentally abused? Want to waste 35k, avoid receiving a [legitimate] education, and have come out dull and angry? If so, come to NYMA! "Set apart for [excellence]."

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