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Facebook
Latin name (caetus confectorarius) meaning Social Butcher/Slaughter.

A human antisocial virus created to control the masses disguised as a form of social activity, using modern internet media to "connect" people.

There are two symptom groups for this virus.

The first is an [overwhelming] need to be connected to "Facebook" as often as possible, which then separates that person from [interaction] with people face to face due to the constant need to stay "connected".
Once a person shows this symptom it quickly spreads to all around, due to a lack of [communication] in person others feel the need to stay "connected" also.

The second group show symptoms like a wide range of idiotic public displays or thoughtless arguments, they then feed off Group 1 by using their need to be "connected".
Group 2 update their "status" informing Group 1 of their acts to spread the [idiocracy] symptom of Group 2 further by "sharing" or "debate".

Therefore Facebook is a highly efficient man made virus which creates a symbiotic food chain within its symptoms, creating the fuel it needs to control its victims and spread itself further.

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