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The blumpkin burger is a more extreme version the already grotesque blumpkin, where the receiver of the blumpkin, as he is about to ejaculate, reaches down into the [toilet bowl], grabs a piece of his feces, and slaps the giver across the face with it. The resulting block of feces looks similar to a burger patty, thus the name “blumpkin burger.” It is about as rare as a South China tiger and maybe as difficult to pull off as a [golden hailstorm]. For the even more adventurous: there’s a variant called the bumpkin Big Mac, which involves double the hands, double the feces, and double [the cheeks]. The end result looks like McDonald’s famous burger which puts two patties layered between three buns.
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