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[African American] that has received further education in the study of fruit [engineering]. Watermelon mechanics grasp the necessary skills to dissect said fruit with grace and precision. Earlier forms of excavating the juicy flesh from the watermelon (spear chucking, rock smashing, purchasing precut watermelon from welfare programs) are archaic to the watermelon mechanic. Most watermelon mechanics sit on verandas while examining [only the best] fruits, while their uneducated cousins dive face first into a busted melon doing things to the watermelon that their brethren would find unappetizing to preform on a suitible female mate.
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